The Dating Fix

Jaclyn Godwin, Staff Reporter

Home alone on a Friday night? Need some dating advice? Take a deep breath. Everyone has gone through somewhat of a slump in their social life. But don’t worry! There is an easy fix to this problem. Movie night? Hockey game? Bowling night? Although these are all great ways to meet new people and have fun, there is an even simpler fix to your nonexistent social life. USE SOME PICK UP LINES. There are no guarantees that they will work, but you could end up with some laughs by the end of the night, or, better yet, a slap in the face. Here are some fool-proof pick-up lines that should work every time.

Note: DO NOT TAKE THESE TOO SERIOUSLY.

If you’re using a pick-up line, why not be a little cheesy? It’s almost expected of you. Make sure to dress the part. Sunglasses are always a must with the well-known Mercy bun and uniform.

  • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
  • Do you have a map because I’m getting lost in your eyes.
  • You must be a broom because you swept me off my feet.
  • Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.
  • Was that an earthquake? Because you just rocked my world.

Then you have the all-time classic. Works every time!

  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

In the rare situation that these pick-up lines do not work, Newsprint Now is not held responsible. You may just need more practice. Do not be afraid to have fun. Remember that high school should be a time to hang out with friends and enjoy yourself. Do not put too much emphasis on your dating life. You have the rest of your life for that!


Video Credit: Jaclyn Godwin